Formalhaut VI is a planet with a population of serious, committed, dedicated, self-denying individuals, including Friends agent Janus. There are plenty of animals here, but nightlife? On Formalhaut VI? They all go to bed at nine thirty.

There are lots of other interesting things to see on this planet – at least, you’ll think they’re interesting until a Formalhautian starts explaining exactly why they’re interesting. Then you’ll lose interest.