Hang a left at planet Venus, go into hyperspace and get off at the first galaxy. Fred is the seventh planet on the right; you can’t miss it. It is home to the Freddians.

Fred used to make most of its profits from merchandise saying, “My leader went to Earth and all he brought me was this lousy (insert product here)" so when BZ7943177568 came home with tales of life on the “dust bunny,” she inadvertently undermined her planet’s economy.