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The Great Green Arkleseizure is a deity worshiped by the Jatravartids of planet Viltvodle VI. He is believed to have sneezed the entire universe out of his nose, and to be poised to wipe it up at some point in the future during the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief, at which point he will put it either into a trashcan of nothingness or back into his nose, depending on his mood. This naturally terrifies the believers.

The Arkleseizure can be seen depicted in Jartravartid cave art dating back nearly as far as the invention of aerosol deodorant. He is usually depicted as a reptilian beast with two front legs, plates down his back, relatively small arms protruding from his sides and tail, and a monstrous bi-nostrilled proboscis from which he sneezes the universe. At the time such paintings were created it is likely that the Jartravartids' conception of the universe extended little beyond their own planet; however, their belief system has since grown to encompass multiple dimensions.

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