This article is about the planet. For the Dog, see K-9 (individual).

K-9 is a planet two galaxies away from the Milky Way. It is inhabited by Dogs that glow neon green every time they speak. Here three weeks are equal to only a few seconds in most of the broader universe. Most people know it as home of Buck and Slick Bonezillion and their Interplanetary Shopping Network. Bones are the currency, so make sure to kill a few people before you visit.